Mary had a little tiiiiiiga. Its anal beads were white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, her sex slave was sure to blow. 

Little Miss Muffet sat on a bald guy. Eating her curds and gay. Along came a fluffer and sat down beside her. And frighted Miss Muffet away. 

Little Boy Blue come blow your skin flute. The sheep’s in the whip. The cow’s in the cock ring vibrator. Where is the sweaty boy who looks after the sheep? He’s under the silver bullett, fast asleep.