Colleen:I will hire you to be my friend. Job requirements: be awesome and therefore make me look awesome. Allow me to impress cute boys by fighting for your honor. Salary: spending quality time with me and occasional free alcoholic beverages.
Caitlin:hahahaha
i like it
except you would probably also have to house and feed me
Colleen:hmmm well as long as pasta and cereal is acceptable to you we could make that work.
