“If he was real, I would totally talk to him”
“I’m not sure when I got this drunk, but I’m this drunk.”
“Is it bad that I speak Jenni?”
“Really any name that ends with an I sounds like a stripper name.”
“Betty never says inappropriate things when she’s drunk; she just falls off her chair”
“Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything. They make you feel so alive that you’d follow them straight into hell, just to keep getting your fix.”
- What's this part of your hand called?
- Ummm your palm?
- I can't believe I just asked that...
- Jenni: this would be the best place to have a food fight. You could have a fight AND eat!
- Erin: ...jenni! You can do that with any food fight!
- Erin: I want you to read my mind
- Lacey: too late. I already did. I think it's fine.
- Colleen: the puma tent sale is this weekend.
- Colleen: I guess it's intense.
- Lacey: ha! In tents!
“I fell off a building and lived! I think I’m invincible!”
“Wrap it up and stick it in!”