Quotes from our life

28 Sep 2013

“If he was real, I would totally talk to him”

28 Sep 2013

“I’m not sure when I got this drunk, but I’m this drunk.”
— Ace

14 Sep 2013

“It smells like condoms in here.”
— Shanon on Colleen’s car

6 Sep 2013

“Is it bad that I speak Jenni?”
— Andrew

2 Sep 2013

30 Aug 2013

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Fake Watterson.

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Fake Watterson.

22 Aug 2013

“Really any name that ends with an I sounds like a stripper name.”
— Jenni

1 Aug 2013

“Betty never says inappropriate things when she’s drunk; she just falls off her chair”
— Eli

25 Jul 2013

“Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything. They make you feel so alive that you’d follow them straight into hell, just to keep getting your fix.”
— Karen Marie Moning, Shadowfever  (via thatkindofwoman)

(Source: quotethat)

25 Jul 2013

Blonde Moments...

  • What's this part of your hand called?
  • Ummm your palm?
  • I can't believe I just asked that...

24 Jul 2013

  • Jenni: this would be the best place to have a food fight. You could have a fight AND eat!
  • Erin: ...jenni! You can do that with any food fight!

24 Jul 2013

  • Erin: I want you to read my mind
  • Lacey: too late. I already did. I think it's fine.

12 Jul 2013

  • Colleen: the puma tent sale is this weekend.
  • Colleen: I guess it's intense.
  • Lacey: ha! In tents!

5 Jul 2013

“I fell off a building and lived! I think I’m invincible!”
— Homsey

4 Jul 2013

“Wrap it up and stick it in!”