January 2012
“Skankuous yettis doing karaoke”
– Flagg
“I can buy beer and have sex what can you do?”
– Flagg
“It smells like college and tastes like awesome.”
– Jenny and Janaya about a new drink.
December 2011
“I might give you a beef injection later”
– Geoff to Janaya
“Naples road…Naples…like the country”
– Colleen (to aaa after she locked her keys in her car at her house after returning from the store to buy a chicken cause she forgot her chicken in Brighton)
Groupon's thoughts on Dance...
The Groupon Guide to: Types of Dance
Dance is the best way to physically express music and the worst way to express a coherent thesis. Here’s a guide to the history behind popular dance styles and what they’re up to today:
• Jazz: Origin: Jazz dance was invented to go along with jazz music, which was invented to go along with whiskey and sinful thoughts about close talking with...
“My stomach is nuts. I kept farting when I was running.”
– Jenni (followed by the best reaction ever)
For Hire
Colleen: I will hire you to be my friend. Job requirements: be awesome and therefore make me look awesome. Allow me to impress cute boys by fighting for your honor. Salary: spending quality time with me and occasional free alcoholic beverages.
Caitlin: hahahaha
i like it
except you would probably also have to house and feed me
Colleen: hmmm well as long as pasta and cereal is acceptable to you we could make that work.
Colleen: oh and pb&j and fluffernutters
Caitlin: hahah
Colleen: and Hired.
“Can you periodically wander by my desk and hit me with something to make sure...”
– Colleen to Jesse because running on 4 hours of sleep is not awesome.
Eat for Life – 2 →
I would wake up at 6am everyday if Troy and Abed...
communitythings:
in YO FACE jenniboo boo boo
Erin: I like Katie. She always supports me!
Katie: I support logic.
“Don’t whip your hair back and forth too hard you might hit a grill.”
– Colleen
“Just give it to me, I’ll put it in the back”
“I’m worried I’m gonna poo everywhere tonight”
– Jenni
This is how we work...
me: let me see ya swagger
jesse: let me see you dance
me: let me see you doin something funky with yo hands
