December 2010
it's a pillow... →
“We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.”
I just wanna dance! →
WTF...Welcome to Facebook... →
Who is Speaking to Whom? →
Crazy Cat Lady...
me: :-) I'm so proud of her, i should have a bumper sticker about it
haha
jesse: lol
http: //www.makestickers.com/
make it so
me: hahaha i am trying to avoid the crazy cat lady title....i dont think a bumper sticker would help much
jesse: huh, no "meow" bumper stickers for you?
good call
me: haha no, think i'm all set. Even though I love her to death and would like the whole world to know how awesome she is....ill avoid the crazy cat lady status
jesse: thats good, when a girl thinks her cat is the myley cyrus or paris hilton of the cat world..she is knocked down a few points on the hot and or awesome scale
me: Akela is way smarter than those two, she is like the Halle Berry of the cat world or a black version of Scarlett Johanssan
jesse: lol
touche'
me: :-)
Nike Turns Shredded Magazines Into Colorful... →
a second glance at ATLAS SOUND →
“Ace of clubs mother fucker, oh uh 6 of queens, uhh 6 of clubs!”
The most I ever learned about WW1... →
“STOP HITTING ME! I will fucking BLUDGEON YOU with an ICICLE!”
– Jeremy to Jenni
D-Luv (Karaoke Host): What's your name?
Jenni: Jenni -- with an i
D-Luv: I had a feeling I should hit the "i" key
☐ Single. ☐ Taken. ☑ Too fabulous for any man to...
About sums it up.
Today you are you, that is truer than true. There...
How fairy tales really end
glitterpuke:
airrawr:
iknowyouloveb:
oddindividual:
Cinderella
Snow White
Little red riding hood
Sleeping Beauty
Jasmin
Belle
Ariel
(via steffilouise)
my kinda disney
“Your face is populated by a man!”
– Marcos, after a long day of “your face” jokes
“You like to keep yourself guessing!”
– Marcos, about my inability to filter or think before I speak
“If I was Harry Potter I’d be banging everything possible!”
– Dave John
