February 2010
“Okay, i know—I’m a white asian!”
– Lacey
“You can’t just DE-FRIEND me, this isn’t fucking Facebook!”
– Tracy
January 2010
“First breath, THEN body heat”
– Tracy
txtsfrmlstnght:
(502): Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine’s day plans
anyone else think we should ALSO do this?
“I come to the gym because I want to. So I do what I want when i’m here. If...”
– Lacey being REBELLIOUS at the gym (She didn’t say “can’t” trac…looks like she’s in the clear)
Spell your full name without an...
shelbystardust:
1967impala:
addingtothenoise:
humanbehaviors:
sketorian:
greydisease:
austinidhitit:
believeinnarwhals:
-wtfkatie:
liiesareexpensiive:
michelle:
saintalicia:
camellia-bedelia:
delongepenis:
hollywood:
elated-medicated:
t ou
I can’t.
t
i can’t either. ahaha xD
no your name would be T
wgt
d
t j oo
no first name zbth ugb
ut ok
Kt...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(909): is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
kinda creepy but i was thinking about this today
“Yea me and my imaginary boyfriend we’re not gonna make it…I just get...”
– Erin after reading Yahoo’s “top 10 tips he’s not the one”
Jersey Shore quotes →
Alexis: im looking up job applications at a starbucks
positive or negative move?
me: so felicity of you
Alexis: amazing show
me: DON'T CUT YOUR HAIR OFF
I WISH!!!!! LACE, why haven't we tried this!?
txtsfrmlstnght:
(203): I just figured I’d let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
txtsfrmlstnght:
(765): I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Sleep talking man! →
“I have to go. My body is trying to get that last little bit out but i’m...”
– Tracy
“sparl
es every.wher. drank tooooooo muccch woha”
– direct text. <3
“You keep it going man, you keep those books rolling,
You pick up those books...”
– Kayne West (School Spirit)
fooood?
txtsfrmlstnght:
(605): remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
For us, Jenni
txtsfrmlstnght:
(617): college “breaks” should be renamed “reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place”
LIES…ALL LIES!!! it should be called “WHY WHY WHY DO I STILL GO TO SCHOOL???”
“WHAT is going on?! People are barefoot, gross and eating hot dogs!”
– Chloe (followed by andy yelling at these people)
“That seems like a bad decision in a glass.”
– Lizzy
Graduation, 2000 →
