December 2009
Sea of Balloons
Jenni: It's already smaller and I blew it up like 5 minutes ago.
Erin: That's what she said.
Jenni: Balloons are so much like penises!
Jenni: It's funny cause it's true. They go up and down.
Up and out with the sun
Erin: We've gotten so much accomplished today and it's only 11. We were at so many places before they even opened!
Jenni: It's like the world was not ready for us today.
Erin: I don't think the world is EVER quite ready for us...
Jenni: You don't have to clean anymore.
Erin: I know but it's just bothering me...
Jenni: You're a freak. You and Tracy deserve each other.
“Sometimes I just get drunk even when i’m not drunk. I probably should have...”
– Jenni
“I guess everyone’s been towed. Whitney’s been towed. Colleen’s...”
– Jenni
Erin: That girl is walking funny.
Lacey: I think she's trying to run...
Central Park South & 5th – Chapter 1 →
This person clearly would not survive as our...
Today, my family and I are driving down to France and it’s going to take 4 hours. If that wasn’t bad enough, my mum decides that she is going to listen to the CD my sister bought her for Christmas on repeat for the whole journey. It’s Lady Gaga. FML
WatchWe went to the thrift store and this is what David picked out! haha
RA RA AH AH AH ROMA ROMA MA GAGA OOH LA LA
shelbystardust:
NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I PLAY IT, IT DOESN’T GET OLD!
welcome to our lives….
Your Album Here, by Artist →
txtsfrmlstnght:
(506): so just incase I die tonight I’m making a list of people that I don’t want to be let in to my funeral
“Hey! Look at that fatty!”
– Jenni- after an exhilarating trip to the mall
Ew, total sketchball
Today while walking back to work on my lunch break I had a random stranger, male definitely in his 30s if not older, walk up to me and say, “Hi, my name is Greg, will you go on a date with me?” FML
No joke, this really happened. Sooo sketchy looking. I was scared he was going to follow me after I turned him down. Good thing I was in the middle of downtown.
That’s my random...
Bah Humbug
I think if BWH sends most of their staff home at noon on Christmas Eve my office shouldn’t even have been open. LAME! Hope everyone else is enjoying their Christmas Eve off and relaxing/drinking/shopping/picking your nose or whatever it is that you do that makes you happy.
Carhartt and the walk to Summit Park →
Colleen by UrbanDictionary
Since Tracy put hers up earlier, I had to add mine, these 3 definitions have been up since forever….and well, they are perfect definitions….I promise I didn’t write any of these.
I love Urbandictionary.com
1. Colleen
(1) Uncannily fashionable girl who breaks hearts and eats them for breakfast (2) An Irish girl “My brother just broke up with a Colleen. Yeah, her...
Where is Walpole anyway? →