January 2012
“I am filled with an inconceivable amount of excitement right now!! This is...”
“If it fits that’s fine but if it gets too squishy it’s out of there.”
Colleen: this hits me way harder than beer. (about jack n coke)
Tim: well yeah that’s the point.
Colleen: but I have to drive!!
Tim: that’s all right you’re with me, if you get pulled over I’ll get arrested.
“Geographical location? …Vagazzled”
Mary had a little tiiiiiiga. Its anal beads were white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, her sex slave was sure to blow.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a bald guy. Eating her curds and gay. Along came a fluffer and sat down beside her. And frighted Miss Muffet away.
Little Boy Blue come blow your skin flute. The sheep’s in the whip. The cow’s in the cock ring vibrator. Where is...
“The shortest distance between two teets is a straight brohawk”
“He who falls last, pounds best”
“Just put it in your mouth and hold it there!”
– Jenni
“Yeah, it was pretty awesome. It involved Johnny Walker Blue Label and lots of...”
– Colleen’s description on New Year’s 2012
“I imagine her pubes are bedazzled.”
– Flagg on Ke$ha
“Skankuous yettis doing karaoke”
– Flagg
“I can buy beer and have sex what can you do?”
– Flagg
“It smells like college and tastes like awesome.”
– Jenny and Janaya about a new drink.
December 2011
“I might give you a beef injection later”
– Geoff to Janaya
“Naples road…Naples…like the country”
– Colleen (to aaa after she locked her keys in her car at her house after returning from the store to buy a chicken cause she forgot her chicken in Brighton)
Groupon's thoughts on Dance...
The Groupon Guide to: Types of Dance
Dance is the best way to physically express music and the worst way to express a coherent thesis. Here’s a guide to the history behind popular dance styles and what they’re up to today:
• Jazz: Origin: Jazz dance was invented to go along with jazz music, which was invented to go along with whiskey and sinful thoughts about close talking with...
“My stomach is nuts. I kept farting when I was running.”
– Jenni (followed by the best reaction ever)
For Hire
Colleen: I will hire you to be my friend. Job requirements: be awesome and therefore make me look awesome. Allow me to impress cute boys by fighting for your honor. Salary: spending quality time with me and occasional free alcoholic beverages.
Caitlin: hahahaha
i like it
except you would probably also have to house and feed me
Colleen: hmmm well as long as pasta and cereal is acceptable to you we could make that work.
Colleen: oh and pb&j and fluffernutters
Caitlin: hahah
Colleen: and Hired.
“Can you periodically wander by my desk and hit me with something to make sure...”
– Colleen to Jesse because running on 4 hours of sleep is not awesome.
Eat for Life – 2 →
I would wake up at 6am everyday if Troy and Abed...
communitythings:
in YO FACE jenniboo boo boo
Erin: I like Katie. She always supports me!
Katie: I support logic.
“Don’t whip your hair back and forth too hard you might hit a grill.”
– Colleen
“Just give it to me, I’ll put it in the back”
“I’m worried I’m gonna poo everywhere tonight”
– Jenni
This is how we work...
me: let me see ya swagger
jesse: let me see you dance
me: let me see you doin something funky with yo hands
November 2011
10 Things 90s Kids Will Have To Explain To Their...
While most things we experienced as tots in that headiest of eras seems pretty self-explanatory (plaid was everywhere, Leonardo DiCaprio was the molten ball of light around which the solar system turned, and there was no color too bright for your sweatpants) there are some things that will be a bit harder to explain. Here, a primer for when your future children want to know what the hell you...
