“What is that? CRANBERRY JUICE?! You have UTI? Put some alcohol in that shit!”
— Lauren hahahahaha
“Oh no! The seatbelt is holding me in!”
“Tonight, I consumed a large amount of alcohol…and was 100 percent sober enough to drive. I blame that solely on YOU!”
— Erin to Brett
“WHY are there 4 girls i’m sleeping with here right now?! WHAT IS GOING ON”
— Jeff at the Tap
Picnic Lunch?
- Erin: Do you think he'd pack us shots to go? Like a thermos of shots?
- Tracy: haha i wish! that'd be awesome!
- Erin: Actually... I think that's what a bottle of vodka is...







